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It's clear that I have far too much time on my hands. I just ensured that every single album on my iTunes has the cover art. Tracks that aren't from albums have the singles cover.

This is my life.

Songs of 2010

20. Misery by Maroon 5
I am in misery
There ain't nobody
Who can comfort me, oh yeah
Why won't you answer me?
The silence is slowly killing me, oh yeah

19. Difficult by Uffie
I don't wanna live in fear
That's why I scream at the world
I'm not trying to be the best
So don't worry if I write rhymes, 'cause I write checks

18. She Likes Hair Bands by Butch Walker
She can dance like
She's done it for a living before
And I kinda dance like
I've been shot in the leg for sure

17. Lewis Takes Action by Owen Pallett
My every move is guided by the bidding of the singer.
The night is split by the whistle of my amber whip
And the fire from my fingers

16. Bang Bang You're Dead by Hannah Georgas
But you let me down again
Tell me, can't you tell me
Go on and tell me that it's true
Call me, can't you call me
It's the least that you can do

15. Texico Bitches by Broken Social Scene
Texico bitches this town is going down
Texico bitches I hope you stick around

14. Rhinestone Eyes by Gorillaz
Here we go again
That's electric
Your loves' like rhinestones, falling from the sky

13. I Feel Ya Strutter by Of Montreal
Yeah, I feel you strutter
I got so lucky with you
So I hammer on guitar for who you are
With me being your straight up
Only solid number, yeah

12. Americanarama by Hollerado
Hey Philadelphia you used to exist
As a city in the North-East where the Power used to sit
There's no more Chicago
She went down with the last of the buffalo


11. Fuck You by Cee Lo Green
I said, if I was richer, I'd still be with ya
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a...
Fuck you!

10. Hands by the Ting Tings
Two hands
What you’re supposed to do with two hands
To get the life of the richest of man

9. Raise Your Weapon by deadmau5 feat. Greta Svabo Bech
Rippin' my heart was so easy, so easy,
Launch your assault now, take it easy
Raise your weapon, raise your weapon, one word and it's over

8. Doncamatic by Gorillaz feat. Daley
Don't slow down
Even if it's only to escape
Just download now
Before somebody steals your place man

7. Teenage Dream (Kaskade Club Mix) by Katy Perry
We drove to Cali and got drunk on the beach
Got a motel and built a fort out of sheets

6. Bad Apples by Boxer the Horse
Girl I don’t mind you drinking wine from this cup,
But grow up


5. You've changed by Sia
You’ve changed, oh
For the better, yeah


4. Clap Your Hands by Sia
I've been neglecting the good things
What I mean is I need the good things
I'm finding the light in the good things
3. Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains)
Dead shopping malls rise like mountains beyond mountains,
And there's no end in sight,
I need the darkness someone please cut the lights

2. Erase Me by Kid Cudi feat. Kanye West
She said I don't spend time like I really should
She said she don't know me,anymore
I think she hates me deep down
I know she does

1. Monster by Kanye West feat. Jay-Z, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj & Bon Iver
She came up to me and said this the number 2
If you wanna make it number one your number 2 now
This that goose an’ malibu I call it Malibooya

Think my parents would agree to putting this window decal on our car?

I had to Wikipedia LeBron James

Hopped off the plane at MIA with a dream and my new jersey
Welcome to the team, Miami Heat, managed by the man Pat Riley
Jumped in the cab, here I am to start first line

Look to my right and I see my Nike sign
This is all so standard, everybody knows I’m famous
My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda homesick
Oh no wait, I just missed lunch
That’s when the taxi man pulled into Micky D’s
And I ate my weight in beef
And I ate my weight in beef
And I ate my weight in beef

So I put my hands up, they’re payin’ my bills
I’m a McDonald’s kind of guy, noddin’ my head like Damn
Rakin’ in cash like the man I am
Got my hands up, they’re yellin’ my name
I know I am gonna get paid
Yeah! It’s a party in the NBA!
Yeah! It’s a party in the NBA!

Get to the court in my taxi cab, everybody’s lookin’ at me now
Like “Who’s the dick rockin’ his own kicks, he’s gotta be new in town”
So different with my Cavs not around me
It’s definitely not a Cleveland party
‘cause all I see are Bosh and Dwayne Wade
Guess it’s time to show ‘em how the game’s played

My hands are dribblin’ and I’m runnin’ up the court
Lots of pressure and I’m nervous
That’s when I shot the ball and dropped a 3
And I made it rain, oh yeah
And I made it rain, oh yeah
And I made it rain, oh yeah

So I put my hands up, I’m playin’ my game
The butterflies fly away, noddin’ my head like Damn
Movin’ the ball like Jordan
Got my hand’s up, I’m playin’ my game
I know I’m gonna do well in points
Yeah! It’s a party in the NBA!
Yeah! It’s a party in the NBA!

If this was your keyboard, you'd type s'more too

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Guilty gossip pleasures

Being barely employed and a recent university graduate, I'm not proud to say that I've fallen into the clutches of many a television show I wouldn't previously have watched. My new favorite is Gossip Girl. I scoffed at those who liked it, turned a blind eye to S and B, and didn't understand the reference xoxo gg. Now I can't stop watching. Dependable, down-to-earth Dan and sweet, lovable Nate. Ice cold Chuck Bass. And my personal favorite, Lil J, always ready to fall from grace, over and over and over.

Khloe is definitely the ugly sheep of the family

There's this one particular commercial for the Kardashian reality show and it makes me laugh every single time.

"Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself, your sister is going to jail."

it really means gaping butthole

I noticed today that HP Total Care Advisor's logo looks shockingly similar to 3OH3!s band logo. I went to Google to get a good image to share with you all - turns out other people agree with me.