It's just a fond farewell to a friend

The rookie party was an absolute free-for-all. It was awesome. Natalie and I got there around 9, giving the boys an hour head start on the festivities. There was lots and lots of free booze waiting for us. We watched the boys get humiliated for a long time, getting drunker and drunker. One guy smoked a whole J in 60 seconds, then took 5 shots of vodka. I saw a lot of puking. I also played mom for a bit, cleaning up broken glass and taking care of unresponsive rookies. After the party ended and all the rookies were still alive, a lot of the veterans headed downtown to Alehouse where we partied on someone else's dime until 3 AM. Then I hit up pizza corner and stopped in at the boys' party to say hi. Then I passed the fuck out.