Vampires always get invited inside

I don't really like vampires. I'm not afraid of them or anything, especially since they aren't real (although that hasn't prevented me from being afraid of zombies). But anyway, vampires don't really interest me. The whole hype about Twilight doesn't make sense to me. However, this list of weird vampire merchandise really interests me. As funny as the items themselves are, the write-ups brought me to tears.