Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Everything's better in Europe

They say when you fall off the horse you need to get back on. The problem with this is that the horse threw you off for a reason and if he could talk, he'd be telling you that you're great but he wants to have someone else ride him.

So tonight I visited a horse, in a sense. And the horse was polite and said it was nice to see me, but instead of getting back on the horse all I wanted was to send the horse to the glue factory.

The new saying should be if you fall off a horse, it was the horse's fault and it needs to be sent off to Elmer's (bye bye Boxer).

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