Friday, October 29, 2010

Let's talk shit

Excellent timing on my Willow Smith post. Here's an exerpt from the most recent Coke Talk post:

Do you whip your hair back and forth?
Don’t let haters keep me off my grind.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

To all tha haters

Anyone see the music video for Willow (Smith)'s Whip My Hair? Aside from the fact that the song sucks, she looks exactly like her brother, who looks exactly like their dad. I look forward to following her career.

Perhaps the Black's answer to the classic Devo hit?

A trip down memory lane

Via Colijn's Facebook quotations;

"AW BRAWWW you've been avoiding me like the plague braw."
-Red Devil. Also Author of the infamous "You Just Look Like You've Seen A GHOST Braw."

"Slops/Glaas Jan Huntelaar"
-Mr Mets on various performances

"The forecast for this week is looking slooops"
-Wes (Mildly pleased with Dalhousie's cornbread situation)

"No Man...half a sub means NOTHING!"
-Yet Another Demonstration Of Zeid's Go-Big-Or-Go-Home Life Philosophy

"She's so down she's on the floor."
-Lauren commenting on Jacqueline on The Dome floor

"Your whole family's a joke."
-Shams To A.T. walking back from Hate's

"Hey Man, are you a cop? ... Because you look like the fucking Wu-Tang Clan."
-AT talking to undercover cop in Drunk Tank

"Wo Wo Wo! A glass of water and a piece of lettuce will do for you"
-Mr. Corns on a Shirreff Hall lunch-time scope

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Take a dirty picture for me

Not even slightly surprising that Kesha would be featured in a love song about sending your loved one a dirty picture of yourself.

More importantly, who is writing the lyrics for these songs? I could use a new day job.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Black holes and revelations

My favorite part of Teen Mom?

The blurb they play after each commercial. Teen pregnancy is completely preventable. Visit this website to find out more.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

I'm only smart in English or French

My wonderful boyfriend asked me not once, not twice, but three times what time it was in Bosnian the other morning. He wasn't too impressed when I didn't respond and just stared blankly at him. Then he realized he wasn't speaking English.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Rock me like a hurricane

"I like guys with mini vans. It means they're in a band or they have kids. That's sexy."

-JS

Thursday, October 14, 2010

It Gets Better

The great thing about the Internet is being able to share things all over the place. I saw this earlier and wanted to pass it along.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Photo memories

Considering that I have not put any of my relationship information on Facebook since 2006, I find it completely eerie and a little mean that Facebook exclusively suggests that I look at old photos of exes.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Drop the beat

Somewhere along the way this blog turned (mostly) into a music blog. Except for the fact that I don't really know anything and I'm never current.

Here's the playlist I made for working at the store. I refuse to apologize for some of the picks, call them guilty pleasures.

01. You Make the Rain Fall by Kevin Rudolf and Flo Rida
02. The Gift of a Black Heart by Said the Whale
03. Sailors Eyes by Joel Plaskett
04. #1 Summer Jam by Butch Walker
05. Changing the Weather by Crash Parallel
06. Half of my Heart by John Mayer with Taylor Swift
07. Alleyways by Hey Ocean!
08. Help I'm Alive by Metric
09. Seaside by the Kooks
10. Melody by Kate Earl
11. The General by Dispatch
12. Airplanes by B.o.B. featuring Hayley Williams
13. What Makes a Man? by City and Colour
14. Don't Let Your Feet Touch Ground by Ash Koley
15. Through & Through & Through by Joel Plaskett
16. Too Dramatic by Ra Ra Riot
17. Undeniable by Mat Kearney
18. Home by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes
19. Neon by John Mayer
20. You Belong With Me cover by Butch Walker
21. Rocknroll Band by Boxer the Horse
22. A Song About California by Hey Ocean!
23. Up Up & Away by id CuDi
24. Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons
25. Teenage Dream by Katy Perry
26. Bad Apples by Boxer the Horse

Saturday, October 9, 2010

But I already know what you came for

It's a crime to fall in love.
Heart and mind, and soul in love.
It's a crime to fall in love,
So hard, so hard.

I shouldn't have bothered, cause
You're just like all the others.
Now I know, and I won't do that again.
I should've guessed that you'd be
Just like all the rest.
Now I know not to go through that again.

I'm still crying all night and all day,
But if I show it, someone lock me away,

Because it's a crime to fall in love.
Heart and mind, and soul in love.
It's a crime to fall in love, so hard, so hard.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

4 months late, 8 months early?

Texting conversation with my lovely little sister:

Me - Don't forget today is dad's birthday.
J - I know! Thanks
Me - Just checking!
J - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Can't wait to see you Friday. Have a great day!
Me - You sent that to me, not dad. But thank you.
J - Clearly not tired...