Ke$ha ain't the only ho on the block

You ask if you’re my first, ‘cause damn I’m tight
Well baby how’s this, you’re my first tonight
Don’t ask questions if you don’t want to know
I never claimed to be as white as driven snow

Yeah sure you’re my first, whatever you say
This is the second time I lost my virginity today
Boys want to think they’re the first to land
But you don’t get this good reading Cosmopolitan

I know I said your dick was the perfect size
But it meant something when I couldn’t look you in the eyes
Sorry love, but your junk’s no prize
It just gets lost between your thighs

You want to be my boyfriend but let me see
I stop buying when the milk ain’t free
If it’s more than sex, it just ain’t for me
Especially with a dick fit for a baby

At a party and you wanna hold my hand
How can I put this so you’ll understand
If anybody asks, I’m with the band
Don’t wanna get stuck here in no man’s land

I’m home from the bar and I’m black out drunk
Had Chinese now I’m craving spunk
Call you up, you want to talk
Just cum talk baby, with your cock

You wanna be my boyfriend but I’m not one to be tied down
Unless we’re talking bondage, then you can go to town
But fuck this shit, I’m no man’s lass
It’s an inverse relationship of love to ass