Because it feels so good when I stop

When I was a little kid, I used to write epitaphs. This would be the most morbid thing to do ever, if I hadn't also written eulogies. I'm not really sure what inspired me to do this. I wasn't surrounded with death as a kid. The only person that I was close to that died when I was a child was my grandfather. I also used to write lists of songs that I wanted to have played (at my funeral), favorite things and people, just so those things would be known. What a depressing pass-time.

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It's Friday, and what better way to start off the weekend than with extremely stupid quotes. You've been warned.

"Did people build this, or did Indians?"
-Tourist question at Mesa Verde National Park

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
-Alan Minter, Boxer

"Better make it six, I can't eat eight."
-Dan Osinski, Baseball pitcher, when a waitress asked if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices

"It's nice, it gives you a feeling of security so that if something breaks we know we can always call a guy over and he'll bring a drill or something."
-Brooke Shields on why it was good to live in a co-ed dormitory when she was in college

"I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
-Miss Alabama, in the 1994 Miss Universe contest, when asked if she would want to live forever.

All the world's a stage

“If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character... Would you slow down? Or speed up?”

-Chuck Palahniuk