The lunch lady is my supplier

M says:
id like to be a drug lord
just for a year
l says:
can i be the
what is the female version of lord
lady?
drug lady sounds lame
M says:
drug lady
haha
l says:
like lunch lady
M says:
very
yeah
like a low level dealer
l says:
haha
laaaammmeeee
M says:
who trades drugs for sex
the reverse
of a prostitute
haha
l says:
keepin it classy

Leeches, really?

Maybe I am wrong, but Nancy Reagan really comes off as a moron.

1. "I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty."

2. "I don't think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them off. But I know how to get them off. I'm an expert at it."