All we need is a good ribbing

"You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. ‘I believe God created me in one day.’ Yeah, looks like he rushed it."

Bill Hicks

Best I ever had

"We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in, some of us just go one god further."

- Richard Dawkins