You don't know me, you've just seen my penis

I am known, and made fun of, for my speedy reply to texts. I almost always have my phone on me and I always reply to texts as soon as I get them. It's rare that I don't. So, if I don't reply, it is a sign - a big, red, flashing sign with sirens and whatever else can draw your attention - that I don't want to talk to you. That, or I am avoiding whatever conversation you have started. But usually it just means I don't want to talk to you, or know you, anymore.

Just puttin' it out there.