I could be wrong, I could be ready

People often call me a pessimist, but little do they know I am almost always right and very rarely surprised. Doesn't make it any better, but at least I get to be right most of the time.

I wish I was never right.

I didn't get a glass

"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised."

- George F. Will