Come on rude boy, boy can you get it up?

Man, remember when Rihanna first came out and she was a total hottie? She had long hair and she looked kind of like Barbie's black friend, whatever her name is.

Not that Rihanna's unattractive now, but I think she should grow her hair back out and stop trying to mimic M.I.A.'s videos (Rude Boy anyone?).

I guess your boyfriend beating you up isn't great for self-image though.