Acronyms that need to take off

Reblogging from a new favorite: Date by Numbers

I am using these like it my new job;
BWA “Below Waist Activity.” BWA is a delicate way of referring to sexual activities involving the genitals. “Hey Roxanne, did you and Tim bone last night?” “No, but there was some BWA.”

SUB “Straight Up Babe.” A Straight Up Babe is a girl or guy who is unequivocally hot and attractive. "There were some SUBs at the bar last night."

But Lisa is the one who writes the fun facts in our newsletter

So I posted this on my Twitter account earlier today, but it's worth repeating: Kellogg's corn flakes were invented (by Dr. Kellogg) to reduce the male libido. How's that for a fun fact? I learned it in my Human Sexuality class this afternoon. If you want some corroborating evidence, you can check this out, or Google that shit. And if you couldn't tell, today's lecture was on sex, moral ethics, and religion.

And also, in case you are worried, corn flakes don't actually decrease interest in sex.

Shut up bitch, gargle

R says:
wanna quit school and run away together?
l says:
yes
R says:
lets do it
should i pick u up now?
l says:
yup
where we headed
R says:
i dont know
som field.
parking lot maybe.
i only need like 20 minutes.
l says:
we're running away to a field?!
not like, mexico?
what kind of plan is that
R says:
if u want to do it in mexico we can go there too
l says:
haha
when you said let's do it
i thought you meant run away
b ut you did not
R says:
haahhahaha
l says:
you are very sneaky

I Gotta Feeling

My Human Sexuality class is awesome. In the hour and a half class that I had today, the professor said junk, cock, dick, pussy, vajayjay, cunt, and one-eyed monster in reference to boy/girl anatomy. We also watched music videos and discussed subtle/overt sexual content and watched a clip from Seinfeld. And he has promised to tell us how to more frequently achieve orgasm during sex. Best 600 bucks I ever spent on a class.

I have already dropped one of my classes: Physical Activity for People with Disabilities. The "professor" is a 23 year old Dal graduate (who graduated last year). He's friends with people in my class. Plus the course is totally not what I expected. We have to do a practicum (and I already have to do one for another class) and make up a game/sport that can be adapted for people with disabilities. I know it's lazy, but that's just more work than I want to do in my last semester. I decided to take a senior seminar on pain management in its place. Pretty excited.

So basically, my semester consists of:
-Human Sexuality
-Senior Seminar on Pain Management
-Sociology/Social Anthropology of the Body
-Social Psychology
-Case Studies in Kinesiology/Kinesiological Practicum

And, after switching those classes around, my schedule actually became even better. One class on Mondays from 3:30-5, earliest class on Tuesdays and Thursday at 11:30 (it's my practicum, so after a few weeks I don't even go), and still no classes on Fridays. Life is good.

Tonight I'm heading out with some of the PEI girls to watch the hockey game at Your Father's Moustache. I am seriously loving life at the moment.