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Sometimes texts lose their meaning if you hit the wrong word in T9. Sometimes they become better. This text from my Dad made me chuckle.

"Keep working hard. The end is neat."

The tooth fairy bound and gagged me

l says:
if you don't text back
there will be a problem
d says:
then i have been abducted by mermaids
l says:
that is ridiculous
dave says:
and banshees
l says:
banshees and mermaids would NEVER hang out together
let alone orchestrate a kidnapping
d says:
working in unison
i know, thats how ridiculous me not texting back would be
l says:
okay