Mother knows best

There are so many of these meme things that I have tried not to re-post them, but this one made me think of my mother and I couldn't resist.

My mother has lots of dating advice and the older I get, the more I realize she knows her shit. She likes to tell me, "If there's no ring, he's fair game."

Her other favorite piece of advice is, "Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen."

That's why I wrote this song to sing

Occasionally I break down and allow myself to post crap like this:

1. Put your music on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
keeping the beat
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
love machine girls
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
minute baby minute
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
you make the rain fall
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
my propeller
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
just a dream
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
steady shock
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
i'm not important to you
WHAT IS 2+2?
give and go
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
boneyard
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
yesterday never tomorrows
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
home
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
butterfly
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
backstabber
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
she's hearing voices
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
brighter at night
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
he won't go
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
still take you home
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
a certain romance
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
gifted
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
triphallus, to punctuate!
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
sunday
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
rumour has it
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
shine blockas
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
hey floyd
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
sun is almost down
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
on melancholy hill
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
mind eraser
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
up from below
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
girl sailor

You'd think me rude, but I would just stand and stare

1. Put your music on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
peak out
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
gravity
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
up up & away
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
fixin' to thrill
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
this is not an exit
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
primitive man
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
better together
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
split needles
WHAT IS 2+2?
your algebra
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
australia
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
who says
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
perfectly lonely
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
positive tension
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
smash your head
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
best i ever had
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
unnatural selection
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
amazing
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
not myself
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
uprising
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
clarity
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
down
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
distance
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
don't vote
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
maneater
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
home life
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
at your funeral
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
falling for you
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
no other one
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
secret door
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
murder