That's all there is to it

You don't have bad luck with men or relationships, you have poor taste.

"You lose feelings for your ex so you can date other people. Not the other way around."

- Unknown

Mother knows best

There are so many of these meme things that I have tried not to re-post them, but this one made me think of my mother and I couldn't resist.

My mother has lots of dating advice and the older I get, the more I realize she knows her shit. She likes to tell me, "If there's no ring, he's fair game."

Her other favorite piece of advice is, "Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen."

You've got evil eyes

Lauren's dating dictionary:
Apparently the following phrases don't actually mean what you'd think. At least not when it comes to me.

"I just don't want a girlfriend right now."
Translated: "I don't want you as a girlfriend right now, or ever."

"I'll talk to you later."
Translated: "I'll talk to you never and keep the four movies you brought over to my house."

"Let's be friends."
Translated: "Let me look good by saying I want to make a 6 year friendship work but then actually start dating someone after saying I didn't want a girlfriend and never talk to you again."

I don't belong here, I'm falling on deaf ears

You know what is kind of weird? Playing co-match maker with Connor. On so many levels. We're setting up one of my best friends with one of his best friends. I sense disaster, but Connor seems to think the plan is ingenius.

My friend is Carlye. His is Charlie.

Carlye and Charlie. I want it to work out just for the hilarity of their names together.

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Another Text from Last Night text:

(403): I don't remember. Are we still dating?

TFLN is hitting close to home today, haha.