So come here baby girl, you're now fucking with the best in the world

"I detest 'love lyrics'. I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on 'love lyrics'."

- Frank Zappa

Even though Frank Zappa named his kids awful, ridiculous, embarassing names... the man's got a point.

Cash rule everything around me

You go to public school for 12 years so that you can go to university for 4 years so that you can go to grad school for however many years so that you can get a job (school obviously didn't help me in the run-on sentence department), right? Right.

This girl majorly sucked in the job search department, but, instead of thinking to herself "I should work on my resume and interview skills", she is suing her alma mater.

That's legit.

The more things change, the more they stay the same

Reading through old Livejournal posts, spurred on by Kyle, I have come to realize that almost all I ever talked about was soccer. To be fair, all I ever did was play soccer.

An exerpt from August 1, 2004:

"This weekend has been devoted to soccer. Story of my life. We won the tournament. Three tournaments, three gold medals. I got a goal on a penalty shot yesterday to beat Halifax County 1-0. I got a free kick in this morning against Halifax County again to give us the 1-0 win. Then I got another free kick in in the gold medal game against West Prince, so we won 1-0. That brings me up to nine goals this season. For a sweeper I'd say that's pretty good."

I forgot that I lead my team for scoring that year. Sweepers usually do that, yes?

12 bottles of Colt 45

I'm not sure how scientific this is (not scientific at all), but here is a calculator of how much of a certain type of booze it would take to kill you. Happy drinking.

The pride of Nova Scotia

Just read an article on a British beer they are coming out with that is 18.2%. The bewers have been labeled "irresponsible" for launching the beer which is equivalent to three pints of normal beer.

Perhaps responsibility should lie with the people actually consuming (and in most cases, overconsuming) the product?

A few idiots ruin it for the masses. Just like the loss of dollar drinks in Halifax.

RIP.

The statute of limitations has run out

After finding out last night that my first serious boyfriend (from high school) cheated on me when we were together, I had a bit of man-hate going on.

Looks like these women did, too.

Love song for no one

Things I will never do:

-Give you up
-Let you down
-Run around
-Desert you
-Make you cry
-Say goodbye
-Tell a lie
-Hurt you