That's all there is to it

You don't have bad luck with men or relationships, you have poor taste.

The Blogosphere: It's a Man's World (Apparently)

Check out Margaret Wente's article Why are bloggers male? It infuriated me. She tells me that as a woman, I am not supposed to be interested in blogging. I should be happy to know that I am opinionated, but to keep my goddamn mouth shut. Seen and not heard. I hate it when women express misogyny.

The thugs in the club show us love

In light of several recent events, my roommate Carlye and I may have a bit of man-hate going on. Trust me when I say it is well-deserved by the opposite sex. With that in mind, we developed a brief questionnaire to use from now on.

Lauren and Carlye’s Interpersonal Assessment for Relationship Purposes
Name:
Phone Number:
Address:
1. Are you single?: Y/N
2. Are you an only child?: Y/N
3. How old are you?: _______
4. How tall are you?: ___ ft. ___ in.
5. Do you do any illicit drugs?: Y/N
6. Do you respect your mother?: Y/N
7. Are you a momma’s boy?: Y/N
8. How long do you leave a text message before replying to it?: ______________
9. Do you call girls, or only text them?: Call/Text/Both
10. How would your last girlfriend describe you in one word?: _________________
11. Do you have a criminal record?: Y/N
a. If yes, please specify: _____________________
12. How often/how much do you drink in an average week?: _____________________
13. Do you feel you are even dateable?: Y/N
a. Why?: _______________________________________________________

If you pass the assessment, we will contact you.

The statute of limitations has run out

After finding out last night that my first serious boyfriend (from high school) cheated on me when we were together, I had a bit of man-hate going on.

Looks like these women did, too.