The thugs in the club show us love

In light of several recent events, my roommate Carlye and I may have a bit of man-hate going on. Trust me when I say it is well-deserved by the opposite sex. With that in mind, we developed a brief questionnaire to use from now on.

Lauren and Carlye’s Interpersonal Assessment for Relationship Purposes
Name:
Phone Number:
Address:
1. Are you single?: Y/N
2. Are you an only child?: Y/N
3. How old are you?: _______
4. How tall are you?: ___ ft. ___ in.
5. Do you do any illicit drugs?: Y/N
6. Do you respect your mother?: Y/N
7. Are you a momma’s boy?: Y/N
8. How long do you leave a text message before replying to it?: ______________
9. Do you call girls, or only text them?: Call/Text/Both
10. How would your last girlfriend describe you in one word?: _________________
11. Do you have a criminal record?: Y/N
a. If yes, please specify: _____________________
12. How often/how much do you drink in an average week?: _____________________
13. Do you feel you are even dateable?: Y/N
a. Why?: _______________________________________________________

If you pass the assessment, we will contact you.