A long time ago we used to be friends, but I haven't thought of you lately at all

I've got an ex-boyfriend that can't seem to cope, a boy that I really like that doesn't want to attempt a relationship, and boys asking for meaningless sexual favors. Not really the life I'd hoped for. For the record, I haven't complied to the latter, not that that is any of your business dear readers. When did I sign up for this lifestyle though? Please tell me at what point I asked for anything resembling this. My pessimism right now can partially be attributed to the time, it is past 2 AM. If you've ever seen How I Met Your Mother (which you should check out if you have not), then you too know that nothing good ever happens after 2 AM. At the moment, however, I don't feel like anything good happens, ever.