Lauren's guide to the dance floor

Last night we went to Pacifico for Alicia's birthday. The dance floor was decently crowded, but enough that you really didn't have to touch anyone else (unless that's what you were there for, which some people definitely were). I was dancing with a few of my friends when a hippo started thrashing around behind Carlye. Carlye was getting thrown around. That's where I came in. I switched spots with Carlye and started to dance wildly, throwing elbows and my butt into the hippo. I was literally bouncing off her large backside and flying forward. Eventually my pointy little elbows did the trick though, and we all danced happily until the next hippo came along.