$10,000 per inch

Dal campus has televisions all over the place and all they ever play is the weather, celeb gossip, and trivia. Money well spent, Dalhousie.

Anyway, I like to watch the televisions while I wait in line at Tim Horton's. On Monday I saw that Jon Gosselin was offered $20,000 to do a shoot for Playgirl. He refused. Guess he thought they were lowballing him.

I'll let that sink in.

But yeah, so I laughed and then came home to do some research obviously. It' true, Playgirl did offer Gosselin $20,000 for a shoot. He said no thanks. However, this is where the awesome begins. When asked to comment, Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio had this to say, "We discussed it, and we'd offer him only $20,000. His star is extinguishing, and he's not very well endowed. Honestly, it'd be more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot."

The truth hurts, Jon.

But seriously, I think I should be paid $20,000 to view nude photos of Gosselin. Eww.