People are always asking me how I am such a genius. Not true. But I do prety well in school and people are often surprised by this (what are you trying to say people?!). I will reveal my secret to you. Hilarious mnemonics. For real. My secret to success is to make everything into a HUGE JOKE.
I have a Human Sexuality test tomorrow and I ave to remember a bunch of weird ass fetishes for it. I can remember stuff like sadism and necrophilia (thank you pop culture). But there is some fucked up shit I need to know. For instance, scopophilia, which is a form of voyeurism where the person derives pleasure from seeing other people's genitals or other people engaging in sexual acts. How will I remember this? Scopophilia sounds like SCOPING you out. Just scoping your junk out, nbd. Then we have the disgusting coprophilia, which is someone who basically gets sexual excitement from feces. Ugh. Mnemonic for this puppy? Cop-a-feel-ia of your poop.
You can laugh, but I got a 97% on the last test.
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